There are two types of people in the world: Those of us who love cruising, and those who have no business breathing the same air as those of us who love cruising. But if we’re being honest with ourselves, even those of us who look forward to embarkation day the way other folks anticipate national holidays know we can occasionally get a tad carried away. So how do you know if you’re addicted to cruising? Read on, my fellow addicts. Read on!
1. You refer to all the windows in your home as portholes.