Elated on the Elation
At Sea, Tuesday, January 23, 2018
I was up late last night aboard Carnival Cruise Line’s newly-refitted Carnival Elation, where I wandered in to the adult performance of Carnival’s nightly Punchliner Comedy Club held in the Cole Porter Club on Deck 9 aft at 11:15pm. I wanted to see Richie Holliday’s “Just Plain Silly” performance, and always enjoy Carnival’s comedy performances whenever I’m onboard. When they say 18+, they mean it – and that’s a good thing. I’ve waited around until the wee hours on other cruise lines only to find the same old tired jokes about the shipboard shower curtains and their tendency to cling.
Our host from the Cruise Director’s staff, BK – or, as he calls himself, “Anything but Burger King” – was almost as entertaining as the comedian himself. “Where’s my folks from South Cackalacky?”, he asked, using a nickname for South Carolina. One entire side of the room roared. “How ‘bout North Cackalacky?” A smaller portion of the room broke out into cheers and applause. He went through most of the other US States, including California, causing a group of three to cheer into stark silence. “You know Carnival got cruises over there, right?”, he joked.
On the face of it, I’m not the typical Carnival passenger. I prefer reading a book on deck, cocktail in-hand, to downing shooters at the RedFrog Rum Bar. I eschew the big, brash gatherings the line is known for. I’ll watch the Hairy Chest Competition by the pool, or wander through karaoke power-hour, but would never participate. If I take a seat in a lounge, it’s always at the back of the room. As if I’m going to be found out. “Look! It’s one of them introvert Canadians!”, is what the imaginary crowd says to me. I’m continually worried people will discover I’m a FunShip Fraud.
So why, then, do I like Carnival so much? Because, as Carnival aficionado Doug Parker of CruiseRadio once put it to me, “There’s no judgement here.” If you want to pound shooters by the pool and compare tattoos that are dangerously below the equator, do it. Want to read a book? Do it. Carnival is all about fun, however you define it.
In saying that, I have to disclose that Carnival’s Fantasy Class ships are some of my favorites at sea. Even un-renovated, with their Miami Vice-tinted staterooms, these ships are as comfortable as can be: big enough to offer plenty of fun features, but small enough that you’re not sailing with five thousand of your best friends.
Freshly renovated, Carnival Elation can run with the newest members of the fleet. She’s one of my favorite FunShips yet – one that reflects the classic, Joe Farcus-inspired designs of Carnival’s past, while marrying it with the fresh-and-cool Caribbean vibe of the line’s more contemporary ships.
There’s also more FunShip 2.0 features to be found onboard post-refit, including Guy’s Burger Joint; the BlueIguana Cantina and Tequila Bar; the RedFrog Rum Bar, with its rum-inspi